the kid who said he could skate

Birt 15 mar 2021
i can totally do a kickflip
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this is a video about the kid who said he could skate so just watch it ok

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Ummæli

  • follow me on twitter where i promise to post lots of cool ollies

  • Id love a video where you talk about your creative process. Id be very interested!

  • I know these kids. I have been skateboarding for 5 years and I’m pretty good

  • Testing those ABEC bearings, the higher the better bro (I had and have no idea what the fuck those numbers actually meant) My life in the golden summer of 2002

  • any age, any, any age at all, he can pull it off..flawlessly.

  • its like that one guy who secretly watches jackass without his parents knowing

  • Napoleon Dynamite 🤣🤣

  • Middle schoolers

  • i can do many tricks! i can grind, i can jump i can do a kick flip and i can flip my board two times and over that!! ...in skate 3 LOL

  • That is literally my younger brother

  • Doing a kick flip is ez the kid who wouldn’t do it is such an idiot

  • As a person who did competive downhill longboarding ,I always loved meeting these types of people, cause I would always test em and then after me and my old crew would show em what a real skater/longboarder was they never skatered again.

  • I love that the wheel turns like twice, and he still compliments the bearings

  • I was one of those kids lol

  • I feel like he personally called me out when he mentioned the flat brim cookie monster hat...

  • how many frickings would you like in this video? Gus: yes.

  • Real skaters don't wait for friends to be around to bust stuff out

  • iPod nano with the camera in it xD I remember doing exactly that fuuckkk lol

  • “Wanna go hangout in the cvs parking lot and call people gay for no reason” I do 😂

  • these are not boots for skating you liar!

  • isprofile.info/pac/r32ennRliqCWg4s/v-deo.html

  • Way back when I used to skate I was able to do heel flips all day. Never was able to land a kick flip though. To this day I've never landed a kick flip.

  • As someone who has never skated before and doesn't know anyone who does. I can relate.

  • this was totally me when i first started skating 100%😂😂😂

  • I never payed attention to his shirt

  • Hilarious 😂 1:43

  • You see in the skate community we have a word for these people it’s: poser

  • Ah, this is killing me! Memories!

  • Jesus, I grew up with so frickin' many of these chodes. Gus is a God damned chameleon.

  • Slap like now!!

  • When I meet people from Wisconsin, I have the urge to ask them if they know Gus Johnson

  • Are we gonna talk about what his shirt says

  • Do you watch jackass

  • Those trucks are too loose for me, maybe for you too my dude

  • did anybody read his shirt- ;-;

  • I bought your imbiamba jombes merch!

  • Perfect depiction of my brother.

  • Why does Gus' hair look like it's not even attached to his head, like it's completely separate from his look

  • Yaaay

  • So true xd

  • This is uncomfortably accurate

  • His shirt “dickhouse” just distracts me the whole video.

  • Gus "Poser" Johnson! LOL

    • I challenge Gus to a game of skate. Sven has to push a broom first. We don't want pebbles in the way!

  • "I dont ever wear helmets or nothing, i usually just... freakin just go out there and start boarding, so."

  • Just like Kaden!

  • "You guys wanna hang out in the CVS parking lot and call people gay for no reason?" This is the definition of a good 60% of middle school boys

  • 0:21 no mom I didn't say bad word please give me back my 3ds

  • She's goin through menopause again

  • school vending machines?!? tf is that?!?!?

    • Vending Machines at school

  • Hey I know this guy. He was in my eighth grade class

  • I watched a Video of Gus today... And found out what the Peak of Humanity is... *The Cameraman*

  • evan breen vibes

  • Outro music is depressing not gonna lie but man's funny asf

  • omfg i had that skateboard when i was twelve i got it from big five sporting goods and i thought it was the coolest thing ever

  • "Derrick, did you spill frickin' Rockstar on my cookie monster flat brim!?" That was too accurate it hurt. And nostalgic. So many kids at the local mall (with barely anything in it) on Fridays had those hats and I never understood where they got them or why they specific hat was so popular. Also kids drinking energy drinks like Rockstar because they thought they looked badass besides hating the taste of them (I'm guilty for this one)

  • Literally every kid I went to school with

  • He legit nailed the poser kod

  • *get mom! Get mom!*

  • The classic get mom

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • i mean yeah, i can skate. i play skate 3

  • The outro music is so calming

  • freakin Michelle obama that is

  • When I was younger and still had my innocence I would act like I could skateboard down a volcano man was I stupid.

  • I feel like Gus use to skate back in the day.

  • God this was so accurate in 2008 through 2010

  • Is nobody gonna talk about the name of his shirt 😂😂

  • Why his face like that?

  • how gus is still this funny all these years later blows my mind

  • worse part is that I know that this is how I was at some point

  • "She's going through the fricking menopause again" lmao

  • The kid was like that cause the mom was like that....

  • tht shirt is magical

  • It would be better if he was wearing a thrashers T😂

  • The character in both this sketch and the one from "that kid who tried to be tough" combined are every dude in my hometown circa 2005. Etnies, Bam/Element t-shirts, cheap skateboards, and a wrist covered in brightly colored jelly bracelets 😂

  • who wants to know what Obama’s last name is :))

  • Frickin

  • This is literally every kid I went to middle school with in Alaska.

  • Every one all cool untell tony hawk pull up and be like do a kick flip

  • You look like Chad Muska

  • Do people actually do this 😅

  • Another title: Every middle schooler be like

  • The Etnies really hit too hard

  • Wait isn‘t this Tony Hawks kid?

  • Your like Brandon Rogers but more funnier

  • As a boarder growing up I knew so many like this lmfao this is comedic gold.

  • I knew this exact kid. gross

  • I knew so many guys EXACTLY like this lol

  • its like Gus has multiple personality disorder and he makes videos on the various personalities he has

  • sk8 the infinity: the live stageplay

  • I CAN, I CAN I DID ONE THIS MORNING

  • plot twist: he can't actually skate

  • Oh god holding it by the trucks

  • I can't skate,but I can scoot

  • 1:11 my mum said if I was a boy sh would have called me bam

  • 1:46 fucking great

  • the "GET MOM, GET MOM" was so good

  • so true

  • Gus: im sorry my mom sucks... *3 minutes later* Gus: GET MOM GET MOM

  • Watching this during pride month feels different