who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

Birt 31 mar 2021
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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Ummæli

  • c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.

    • Ok sure

    • That sounds like a great great great great great great idea

    • You two are a hands-down adorable comedic combo. Ian K. has the straightest, whitest teeth I've ever seen. His orthodontic endurance is being richly rewarded. I'm so glad you have a platform to smile and laugh and show off your chart-topping teeth. This whole dealio is very uplifting. I love to see people enjoying life so much. It's a blast!

    • How many chimpanzees are there? Arr they caged or uncaged

    • I own a water park; it's called Valley of the Dead, and you can find in Michigan only. I've been sued by over 2,000 people for injuries, and water quality but haven't lost a civil case yet!

  • Moved from major city to small town. Can verify Coreys.

  • Ian acts like he's being held at gunpoint

  • Half of these people don’t even know how to spell

  • do car dealerships

  • Last guy probably stuck it in one of the water jets.

  • 10:30 sasha blouse????

  • Re

  • Jacob is a drunk dyslectic...

  • 10/10 Eye wOoD LeT tHe WuTtEr RidE uP mUh boTtLeNOSe aGeN

  • This video is criminally underrated. I say that due to the fact that he referenced Mac from Always Sunny talking about the pool drain sucking intestines out of buttholes. God tier comedy, and no, that is not sarcasm. Much love for Gus

  • They really did need have not so rude to.

  • Why did ISprofile recommend this while I was eating breakfast?

  • 2 dudes 1 megaphone.

  • 5.22 Landon boring as hell . Well just my opinion but hell doesn't sound boring

  • In my opinion I hate my local gas station because it's there and not a gas station

  • 7:41 i zoned out until this point and i thought gus was talking about me because my name is Kaden

  • Kaden was literal

  • Is that the funny guy?!

  • 9:38 I wonder what Sabrina thought of this situation?

  • Please make more! These are hilarious!

  • big gums energy

  • Left a review in pooptown, Hawaii.

  • Don’t go to action park if u have a time machine u will not only freeze ur balls off but will have no teeth

  • maybe Kaden meant that it was burning

  • it was me, i wrote all of them

  • 3:54 I'm pretty sure she was complaining that the rides launch you very far.

  • Hey! It’s proZD!

  • Literally thought he was saying local guy for like 3 or 4 episodes and not local guide

  • I think they meant the hollow cone megaphone type thing, not an actual electric one XD

  • No water LOL

  • 10:18 My name has been slandered 😔

  • I know a public pool that imprisoned a monkey..

  • The reviews for stuff in Pyongyang are pretty funny. Some are just lazy copies or something but many of them are real bangers. When I get bored from time to time I start up Google Maps on my phone and go to Pyongyang for some good chuckles.

  • “The world needs to know my opinion about this” 🤔 Ian “myea”

  • 5:29 basically bethesda players

  • why is no one talking about 0:33 to 0:38 with Ian lol

  • whenever they both stare at the camera I feel like im about to be sacrificed to the demon bargalord

  • 2:35 Dam it mark zuckerberg! #zuckerbergsfault

  • I feel like the "don't close it" thing meant that he went to the water park and thought it was boring... because it was closed

  • 1* “Drowned Wait but are you dead-

  • Why dose 5:09 or 5:10 whatever time it is sound like naruto

  • I want your hat

  • Note to self: never put peanut butter in your ramen.

  • 10:15 🤣🤮😳

  • Your guest is Walmart zack king

  • Ian has an infectious smile 😁

  • Just need a guy called Chun and we have the Chungus back together

  • WHY DID HE SAY CHIMPANZEE LIKE THAT - chim-PAN-zee ?????

  • Drowned :/

  • Gus may not be famous to the community but the public you tubers and veterans remember him

  • My name is cayden and it scared the crap outta me when you said kaden im chilling r Eating ramen

  • "Just buy a jacuzzi" How to sound out of touch with most of America in 4 words

  • This is a lie my names cole and I didn’t get craped on

  • the lifeguard must've shouted through that puke-filled megaphone, spraying the condiments all over the tanned men staring at him.

  • 1 star: funny

  • It was lit until the chimpanzee got stuck up my bottlenose

  • Ummm ACTUALLY…Elisabeth did not spell her name wrong it’s a different name. It’s from the Bible. Just thought I’d put that out there.

  • Gus, chimpanzees are homicidal Maniacs

  • “It is lit, 1 star.” Plot Twist: the waterpark was literally LIT on fire

  • “there is puke blood and spit” how do you tell if theres spit??

  • "Put your hands up for a funny guy"

  • 8:36

  • yeah this is the funniest guy is bad but did your freind ever walk over to a group of girls and point at you and yell "look at this handsome boy"? because my freind did

  • Oops I got a very low pressure stream to precisely enter my urethra, oh well I guess

  • If you get someone to puke in the megaphone it’s just a free big gulp!

  • bottlenose has been added to my crass slang.

  • 4:27. He must have kept walking into warm spots of the pool

  • Read some reviews from small towns in Arkansas. You won't be disappointed

  • this was a funny

  • 7:43

  • i have left one (1) public google review and it was for my friend’s work to offset a karen’s bad review

  • Disliked cause I can, poop ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Ian looks like an Asian Adam Driver

  • I got an hour long ad today

  • I have read Sahara Desert reviews. It's great

  • Re

  • Fun fact that pool smell is pee reacting with the chlorine😃👍

  • Love the always sunny reference at the end! 😂

  • Wait they def picked one from my local water park lmao

  • 7:46 got me so hard XD

  • who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

  • "I don't know if that's related to the fecal contamination or if this is just a series of unrelated chaotic events" This could be a google review.

  • Re

  • Chimpanzees naturally fear water because they have little to no body fat and just sink and drown

  • I rate this video 5/5 chimps.

  • funny that... i consider anyone who posts anything to social media is fucking weird - i automatically assume you're a little fucking weird, why would you think the world needs to know this

  • Cool. .

  • Gus in all shots looks like a hillbilly

  • 11:41 man i hate it when i go to a waterpark with my northern Atlantic beaked whale with a bulbous forehead and it gets water in its bottlenose

  • 𝕋ℍ𝔸ℕ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍ𝔸ℕ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍ𝔸ℕ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍ𝔸ℕ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌 If you watch the video you get it.

  • I can’t even say rural right

  • 11:52 It might be penisworms. They eat you up alive. Didn't you watch big mouth :D

  • Can you do small town churches next? XD

  • Gus doesn't seem to understand the concept of reviews too well... 🤨

  • 7:43 that is like the most random thing to say

  • that straight girl was straight up homophobic tho lmao no need to call the other girl gross just bc she is into women (and ig patatoes??? wat) she just shooted her shot

  • Ian looks like an Asian Jason Lee and I mean that in the best way possible

  • my face hurts

  • Ian just sitting there makes me laugh wtf